Wednesday, June 20, 2007

The Onion: iPhone can "nano reassemble" itself

From The Onion (06/20/2007):

"Apple's New iPhone

Apple is set to release the much-hyped iPhone Friday, June 29. Here are some of its most highly anticipated features:

Nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wall"

And, of course ...

"Reproduces through asexual budding"